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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt
 

 
The government's road pricing proposals would mean every driver having to purchase a tracking device for his car and pay a monthly bill to use it. The tracking devices will cost about £200 and in a recent study by the BBC, the lowest monthly bill was £28 for a rural florist and £194 for a delivery driver. A non-working mother who used the car to take the kids to school paid £86 in one month.
 
On top of this massive increase in tax, we will be tracked. Somebody will know where we are at all times. They will also know how fast we have been going, so even if we accidentally creep over a speed limit we can probably expect a Notice of Intended Prosecution with our monthly bill.
 
As is usual with most unpopular government proposals these days, the road pricing proposal is accompanied by tales of doom and gloom if we don't do what the government says. We are told that our cities and motorways will "grind to a standstill" unless we pay lots more stealth tax. This is complete rubbish, of course, because if any road grinds to a standstill people and businesses will simply change their route, journey time, or even relocate. Thus the road will rapidly cease to be at a standstill.
 
The government, clearly trying to hitch a lift on the tin god of political correctness, also claim that road pricing is "green". In fact it is anything but green. Road pricing is likely to persuade people to find an alternative (and longer) route on inferior roads, thereby increasing fuel consumption.
 
Here are observations from one or two well-known commentators on driving and road planning:
 
Threats of "gridlock" are false. There is no long term gridlock anywhere in the world and there never will be. People will avoid travel long before they sit in gridlock. In this way congestion self-limits traffic long before gridlock. - Paul Smith, SafeSpeed
 
It seems to me that we already have a perfectly fair system of road pricing which is fuel tax. - Jeremy Clarkson
 
Our roads are vital economic arteries: the prosperity of a modern nation depends on the velocity of exchange. To be anti-car is therefore, in varying degrees, to be anti-countryside, anti-children, anti-women and anti-business. - Daily Telegraph editorial December 2006
 
The last time Britain had widespread road pricing, with the turnpikes of the 18th and 19th Centuries, the experiment ended in tears, with allegations of a crippling tax burden, self-serving, unaccountable bureaucracies and fears that free trade was being stifled. - Dr James Taylor, Lancaster University.
 
I don't know about you, but I'm not a spy. Neither am I having an affair or hiding a drug habit. In fact, I can't think of a single thing I do that is of interest to anyone else or how information about it might be useful. But I am desperately uncomfortable with the idea of my journeys being tracked and analysed by a faceless agency. - Richard Hammond
 
Tony Bliar has previously stated that "Doing nothing is not an option. Doing nothing means that in 10 years, congestion will be 25 per cent worse."
 
He dreamt this 25% figure up, frankly, but it's perfectly true that doing nothing is not an option. So why has Bliar's government …
 
• cancelled bypass schemes, thus forcing traffic through towns?
• cancelled major road upgrades like the A40 into London even after land and property has been purchased and demolished?
• installed bus lanes thus halving the capacity of dual carriageways and doubling the length of traffic jams?
• closed side roads, thus preventing traffic dispersion?
• removed parking spaces, forcing people to drive round and round looking for one?
• splashed red, green, and white paint everywhere, narrowing roads and reducing their capacity?
• increased parking charges everywhere, including car parks associated with public transport facilities?
• closed subways and replaced them with surface crossings, increasing hazards for pedestrians and obstructing traffic?
• massively increased the proliferation of traffic lights in urban areas and on roundabouts, leading to stop-start motoring and traffic being halted when there is nobody to give way to?
 
And if doing nothing is not an option, what is the "something" that Bliar should be doing? He should …
 
• complete the motorway and bypass network that was planned 40 years ago,
• stop building inadequate roads such as the A14, and the A42 between Tamworth and Nottingham, both of which should clearly have been built as 3 lane motorways in the first place,
• improve existing roads, for example by completing the flyovers and underpasses for which space was left when roads were constructed,
• remove all bus lanes on dual carriageways,
• force councils to re-open side roads that have been closed off at one end, or have had access restricted in some other way,
• provide more parking spaces,
• return to the policy of separating pedestrians/cyclists from heavy traffic where possible by construction of proper facilities for both groups, rather than using vulnerable road users to justify the obstruction of motorised traffic,
• provide free parking at all park-and-ride schemes for bus users, and at all rail and tube stations,
• provide better facilities for bicycles on public transport including really secure bike-parks (nobody's going to cycle to the station if they know their bike'll be stolen),
• use reductions in stamp duty on house-purchase to encourage people to live closer to their work,
• legislate to encourage companies to increase the number of their employees who work from home,
• undertake large-scale studies into our transport needs and habits in order to provide us with the infrastructure and services we want, instead of penalising ordinary people for leading ordinary lives.
 
And we've saved the biggest and most cogent argument till last. It was revealed this week that in 2004 some 30,000 motorists lost their licences as a result of speed camera fines. The figure is expected to rise when the next lot of statistics is released. Meanwhile almost a million drivers are just one conviction away from being banned.
 
The vast majority of these criminals are in this position because of the growing number of speed cameras which the government has recently decided no longer have to placed at accident sites, but can be used for purely money-making purposes. But speed cameras can only catch drivers who have a current valid driving licence and have registered their cars with the DVLA and paid their road tax. An AA spokesman recently said "We're getting better at catching law-abiding drivers, and less so at watching the non-law-abiding ones".
 
Last year there were over two million drivers who didn't tax their cars, or insure them. Many of them don't have licences either. These people are totally immune to the law - they can speed or drive dangerously while drinking or taking drugs - because the law has not the slightest idea who they are.
 
Does Tony Bliar suppose for one moment that these two million motorists - who by their nature are the ones who will have the most accidents, commit the most offences and drive the most polluting cars - will abide by any system of road-pricing, especially one that depends on a black box in the car that can be disconnected? Dream on, Tony! What a w*nker!
 
There is a petition online, and The GOS urges all his readers to sign it. It's already one of the busiest petitions ever.
 

 
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